Satire

• The Astrologer Inside Me
From Issue 13
by Jim Thompson, discovered by A.S. Hamrah
A. S. Hamrah discovers Jim Thompson's horoscope predictions.

•100 Years...100 Laughs
by Chris Fujiwara
AFI salutes America's funniest movies.

•Frappucino Solo
as discovered by Matthew Battles
Battles found the page proofs from what would have been the first issue of a bold venture. We reprint Stanley Fish's introductory editorial salvo.

•I After the Cloudy Doubly Beautifully
by Matthew Battles
Matthew Battles discovers Walter Benjamin's translation machine.

•HUIS CLOS PARTIE DEUX (No Exit Part II)
by Todd Levin
Todd Levin attempts to translate the long-lost second act to Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit.
•Dear Fuad Ramses
From Issue 15
by Chris Fujiwara
The recently uncovered private correspondences of Fuad Ramses, Egyptian caterer.

•Identiopathy
From Issue 15
by Carol Carbone
Carol Carbone explores her own Inverted Self Aggrandizing Psychosis.

•That Darn Drunk
From Issue 15
by Todd Levin
Todd Levin stumbles upon a new project at Disney.

•Farbe Schwatzen
Matthew Battles
It would seem—if this transcript is to be believed—that Martha Stewart's concept of color has attracted the interest of dead white men Ludwig Wittgenstein and Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.